Little spoons don't ask big questions
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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