Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
this is an emotional support booty call
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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