By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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