thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I met the friendliest cop last night
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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