this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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