Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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