quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
