: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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