Its about making memories worth repressing
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You're like the curious george of whores
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Randomize
