you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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