i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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