My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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