I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
