its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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