The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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