Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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