We named our party play list daddy issues
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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