I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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