This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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