my mouth tastes like poor choices
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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