Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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