i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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