no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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