I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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