Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
