Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
