She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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