ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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