I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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