I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was born a porn star she said
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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