Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
