So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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