Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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