Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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