My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i've created a new STD.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
