420 ftw
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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