are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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