It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
