Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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