i jhust puked up my retainher.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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