i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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