Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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