so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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