He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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