I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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