Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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