I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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