First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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