Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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