Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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