do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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