no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Man, jail baloney is awful.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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