Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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