I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
my liver is dry heaving
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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