Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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