did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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