He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's blow job season.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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