When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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