READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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